Sephiroth
30-01-2005, 12:55
Lieve xahumx Dames,
Iedereen weet dat vrouwen een andere taal als mannen spreken. Jullie zijn sneaky, onoprecht, en zeggen bepaalde dingen in codes.
Ik vraag me alleen af of dit bij elke vrouw het geval is, of verschillen jullie toch wel een beetje op dit gebied.....
Vertel me ff of deze "codes" op jou persoonlijk van toepassing zijn ofniet. Eerlijk antwoorden AUB!
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Dit: I don't think of you in 'that' way.
Betekent: My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual dud!
Dit: You remind me of my brother!
Betekent: I would consider sex with you to be incest.
Dit: We were both wrong.
Betekent: But you were more wrong!
Dit: This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.
Betekent: I burned dinner.
Dit: You don't listen to me!
Betekent: You don't listen to me!
Dit: Honey, I HATE to interrupt...
Betekent: As if you were doing anything more important.
Dit: Have you had time to...
Betekent: Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!
Dit: When you get a chance...
Betekent: Do this immediately!
Dit: I hate to nag but...
Betekent: I want you to get off the couch now!
Dit: Of course I don't mind paying for myself.
Betekent: Cheap date!
Dit: Let's not rush things.
Betekent: I have other prospects.
Dit: I'm not ready to settle down.
Betekent: I sure as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!
Dit: I enjoy the single life!
Betekent: I enjoy not being with YOU!
Dit: I need more space!
Betekent: You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.
Dit: I'm focusing on my 'career'.
Betekent: My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.
Dit: Let's just give it some time.
Betekent: You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better prospect doesn't show up.
Dit: I like you, but...
Betekent: I don't like you at all.
Dit: You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!
Betekent: You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... 'nice'.
Dit: Let's Just Be Friends
Betekent: You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.
Dit: I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Betekent: Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent emotional tampon!
Dit: Honesty is very important to me.
Betekent: Only tell me what I want to hear.
Dit: I only like you as a friend.
Betekent: I'm not attracted to you.
Dit: You're so manly.
Betekent: Shave, bathe, discover a thing called S-O-A-P.
Dit: Let me check my schedule to see if I'm doing anything.
Betekent: I have plans. WE do not.
Dit: We need...
Betekent: I want...
Dit: Can you call me back? I need to...
Betekent: I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!
Dit: How about you give me YOUR number.
Betekent: I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't want them!
Dit: I'm not upset...
Betekent: I'm upset.
Dit: Be romantic and turn out the lights.
Betekent: I'm not proud of my body.
Dit: Do you love me?
Betekent: I'm going to ask you for something expensive...
Dit: Am I fat?
Betekent: Please tell me I'm beautiful.
Dit: I love men who take charge...
Betekent: Pay the bill, you chump!
Dit: Sure, but I hope you're not disapointed.
Betekent: I'm flat chested.
Dit: I'm not that type of girl.
Betekent: Keep trying.
Dit: Don't touch me there!
Betekent: Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first.
Dit: Will you respect me in the morning?
Betekent: You won't tell your friends, right?
Dit: I'm not looking for anyone.
Betekent: I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.
Dit: We need to talk...
Betekent: I need to complain!
Dit: I need to think about it.
Betekent: No way.
Dit: We have an off and on relationship.
Betekent: I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
Dit: Where is this going?
Betekent: Are we getting married?
Dit: No (serious)
Betekent: No
Dit: No (playfully)
Betekent: Yes
Dit: Maybe
Betekent: No
Dit: Let me think about it
Betekent: No
Dit: I feel like I've known you my entire life!
Betekent: Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not get away from me?
Iedereen weet dat vrouwen een andere taal als mannen spreken. Jullie zijn sneaky, onoprecht, en zeggen bepaalde dingen in codes.
Ik vraag me alleen af of dit bij elke vrouw het geval is, of verschillen jullie toch wel een beetje op dit gebied.....
Vertel me ff of deze "codes" op jou persoonlijk van toepassing zijn ofniet. Eerlijk antwoorden AUB!
----
Dit: I don't think of you in 'that' way.
Betekent: My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual dud!
Dit: You remind me of my brother!
Betekent: I would consider sex with you to be incest.
Dit: We were both wrong.
Betekent: But you were more wrong!
Dit: This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.
Betekent: I burned dinner.
Dit: You don't listen to me!
Betekent: You don't listen to me!
Dit: Honey, I HATE to interrupt...
Betekent: As if you were doing anything more important.
Dit: Have you had time to...
Betekent: Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!
Dit: When you get a chance...
Betekent: Do this immediately!
Dit: I hate to nag but...
Betekent: I want you to get off the couch now!
Dit: Of course I don't mind paying for myself.
Betekent: Cheap date!
Dit: Let's not rush things.
Betekent: I have other prospects.
Dit: I'm not ready to settle down.
Betekent: I sure as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!
Dit: I enjoy the single life!
Betekent: I enjoy not being with YOU!
Dit: I need more space!
Betekent: You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.
Dit: I'm focusing on my 'career'.
Betekent: My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.
Dit: Let's just give it some time.
Betekent: You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better prospect doesn't show up.
Dit: I like you, but...
Betekent: I don't like you at all.
Dit: You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!
Betekent: You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... 'nice'.
Dit: Let's Just Be Friends
Betekent: You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.
Dit: I don't want to ruin our friendship.
Betekent: Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent emotional tampon!
Dit: Honesty is very important to me.
Betekent: Only tell me what I want to hear.
Dit: I only like you as a friend.
Betekent: I'm not attracted to you.
Dit: You're so manly.
Betekent: Shave, bathe, discover a thing called S-O-A-P.
Dit: Let me check my schedule to see if I'm doing anything.
Betekent: I have plans. WE do not.
Dit: We need...
Betekent: I want...
Dit: Can you call me back? I need to...
Betekent: I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!
Dit: How about you give me YOUR number.
Betekent: I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't want them!
Dit: I'm not upset...
Betekent: I'm upset.
Dit: Be romantic and turn out the lights.
Betekent: I'm not proud of my body.
Dit: Do you love me?
Betekent: I'm going to ask you for something expensive...
Dit: Am I fat?
Betekent: Please tell me I'm beautiful.
Dit: I love men who take charge...
Betekent: Pay the bill, you chump!
Dit: Sure, but I hope you're not disapointed.
Betekent: I'm flat chested.
Dit: I'm not that type of girl.
Betekent: Keep trying.
Dit: Don't touch me there!
Betekent: Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first.
Dit: Will you respect me in the morning?
Betekent: You won't tell your friends, right?
Dit: I'm not looking for anyone.
Betekent: I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.
Dit: We need to talk...
Betekent: I need to complain!
Dit: I need to think about it.
Betekent: No way.
Dit: We have an off and on relationship.
Betekent: I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
Dit: Where is this going?
Betekent: Are we getting married?
Dit: No (serious)
Betekent: No
Dit: No (playfully)
Betekent: Yes
Dit: Maybe
Betekent: No
Dit: Let me think about it
Betekent: No
Dit: I feel like I've known you my entire life!
Betekent: Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not get away from me?