Melleke
04-12-2011, 18:20
Moest er wel om lachen, eigenlijk ook omdat het lijkt alsof het letterlijk uit mijn hoofd komt
Citaat:
Citaat:
Isn’t there SOMETHING else I can do for a living? Something easier maybe?
Could I be a doctor? No. I feel sick at the sight of blood.
Lawyer? No. I feel sick at the sight of enormous law books that I’d have to read.
Indian Chief? I suspect that I don’t meet the eligibility requirements.
Policeman? I might get shot.
Soldier? I might get shot
Teacher? I might get shot.
Postman? Either I might get shot or I might actually do the shooting myself.
Pilot? I might crash.
Fireman? I might burn.
Psychiatrist? I hate listening to people whine about their problems.
Bartender? Also involves listening to whining. No.
Salesman? Only if the product sells itself. Literally. Cause that seems hard.
Handyman? I can barely change a light bulb.
Mechanic? I can barely change a tire. Aw, hell, I can’t even do that.
Do-Gooder? Yeah, right.
Wizard? Requires seven years’ study at Hogwarts, and I’d never get in
Could I be a doctor? No. I feel sick at the sight of blood.
Lawyer? No. I feel sick at the sight of enormous law books that I’d have to read.
Indian Chief? I suspect that I don’t meet the eligibility requirements.
Policeman? I might get shot.
Soldier? I might get shot
Teacher? I might get shot.
Postman? Either I might get shot or I might actually do the shooting myself.
Pilot? I might crash.
Fireman? I might burn.
Psychiatrist? I hate listening to people whine about their problems.
Bartender? Also involves listening to whining. No.
Salesman? Only if the product sells itself. Literally. Cause that seems hard.
Handyman? I can barely change a light bulb.
Mechanic? I can barely change a tire. Aw, hell, I can’t even do that.
Do-Gooder? Yeah, right.
Wizard? Requires seven years’ study at Hogwarts, and I’d never get in