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23-03-2011, 20:34
[Guy1 : Did you know that "sugar" is the only word in the english language that the "su" makes a "sh" sound?
Guy2 : Really?
Guy1 : Yeah, for sure.
]


23-03-2011, 20:36


If a Police Officer says "Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence..."
Your answer should always be "Please don't hit me again officer..."

23-03-2011, 20:38
Guy: Wanna hear a joke about my dxck? Nevermind, It's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind, You'll never get it.

23-03-2011, 20:39
When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad."
When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?"
..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound."
and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight."

23-03-2011, 20:40


A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 oclock news A man was shown threatening to jump from a Bridge The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump

Anyway sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned The redhead said I cant take this your my friend The blonde said No A bets a bet

So the redhead said Listen I have to admit I saw this one on the 5 oclock news so I cant take your money

The blonde replied Well so did I but I never thought hed jump again

23-03-2011, 20:41
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age?

Ik kom niet bij.
23-03-2011, 20:42

Citaat door Marokkaantje001:
A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 oclock news A man was shown threatening to jump from a Bridge The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump

Anyway sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned The redhead said I cant take this your my friend The blonde said No A bets a bet

So the redhead said Listen I have to admit I saw this one on the 5 oclock news so I cant take your money

The blonde replied Well so did I but I never thought hed jump again


23-03-2011, 20:44
Haha, droog.
23-03-2011, 20:47
Boy: Be right back.
Girl: Okay
x2 hours laterx
Boy: Back.
Girl: What took you so long?!
Boy: Someone asked me why I loved you.
Girl: Aww, you're so sw-
Boy: Yeah, I couldn't think of any reasons.

Deze is keiharddddddddddddd.
23-03-2011, 20:48
hahahahahah "yeah for sure"
23-03-2011, 20:49
onderbroekenlol
23-03-2011, 20:50
xinternet's downx
"... for more details on how to fix your internet connection please visit www..."


Deze is keiiiiiiiiiherkenbaaaar..
23-03-2011, 20:50



Citaat door Marokkaantje001:
Boy: Be right back.
Girl: Okay
x2 hours laterx
Boy: Back.
Girl: What took you so long?!
Boy: Someone asked me why I loved you.
Girl: Aww, you're so sw-
Boy: Yeah, I couldn't think of any reasons.

Deze is keiharddddddddddddd.


Zie je hoekje!
23-03-2011, 20:51



23-03-2011, 20:51

Citaat door Oases:
for sure.
Gruwelijk.

Citaat door memelicious:

LOL.

Citaat door jaouaaad:
hahahahahah "yeah for sure"
Dooie mensen kunnen ook lachen.
Citaat door Oases:
onderbroekenlol
Ik doe het bijna in m'n onderbroek.

Citaat door --SKM:
Zie je hoekje!

Thanks. Check 'm terug.
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