11 good ones!!

[Ayman_]

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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for an expiry date?
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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[Ayman_]

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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[Ayman_]

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE'
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Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you xxxore you married her?'
Millionaire: 'Billionaire'
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[Ayman_]

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor. hahahahaha"

[daqka]

Citaat door Ayman_:

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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for an expiry date?
xxxxxxxxxx
2-
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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3-
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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[WATKIJKJE-]

. Die zijn goooed!

[kawie]

Citaat door Ayman_:

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Citaat door Ayman_:

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor. hahahahaha"

Hahaha die zijn echt gemeen

[Ayman_]

Citaat door kawie:

Hahaha die zijn echt gemeen

truth need to be spoken

[_soekeyna_]

ze zijn we; heeeeel goed!!!!!!!!

[Ayman_]

Citaat door _soekeyna_:

ze zijn we; heeeeel goed!!!!!!!!

Sukayna

[_soekeyna_]

Citaat door Ayman_:

Sukayna

neen

[Ayman_]

Citaat door _soekeyna_:

neen

mooie naam

[_soekeyna_]

verpest de spelling dan niet...

[meriamtje]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
kapot lachen, idd 11 good ones
hahahah

[Tiisampjee_]

Hahahahha, nokkie.