Ayman_
24-07-2009, 21:43
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for an expiry date?
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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1-
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for an expiry date?
xxxxxxxxxx
2-
Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you continue to do so.
xxxxxxxxxx
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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