You know you're a Moroccan when ...

[maroc_twins]

Roep die andere van de twee :maf:



hahaha doe het lekker zelf joh


k zei tog dat k lui was en dat k ma een paar zinnen gelezen heb, denk je dan egt dat k naar boven toe ga rennen har roepen en dan weer naar beneden en dan wachten tot ze die pokken verhaal gelezen heeft















thanks but no thanks:kus:

[Naminam]

deze moet er ook nog bij....


als je een tante fatima hebt :D

[Surreal]

deze moet er ook nog bij....


als je een tante fatima hebt :D

Ik heb geen tante die fatima heet :maf:

[Naminam]

Ik heb geen tante die fatima heet :maf:

dan ben jij geen marokkaan :hihi:

[Goldielox]

hhaha :lol: wejooo te erg hahaha

[Plons_]

You're living on welfare in your new home country, while at the same time owning a big ass house in your mother country, slightly larger than the Palace of Versailles.

[Surreal]

You're living on welfare in your new home country, while at the same time owning a big ass house in your mother country, slightly larger than the Palace of Versailles.

Hahaha :hihi:

[Anouar-RBatie]

Zijn er ook nog positieve dingen wela

[GuitarFreak]

[You still have stored suitcases of clothes that you used to wear when you were five.

A visa is not a credit card.

Getting a visa to Europe or the USA is like having a baby. Everyone says “Mabrook!”

You learn how to beg the counter agent at the airport to allow your excess baggage...because your father taught you so.

You dream of holding a different passport.

You teach Westerners how to speak Arabic by teaching them swear words first.

If you are 25 and unmarried, your parents make you feel that you are getting old.

You pronounce your P’s as B’s (bebsi, bolice)

You ask your dad a simple question, and he answers by telling the story of how he used to walk miles just to get to school.

Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself (babak!!!)

Your aunt is always asking when you’re gonna marry your cousin.

Music video clips are like German porn channels.

People are never happy with what you achieved. If you graduated from high school, they say “Oqbal il shahada el jam3a.” And when you get that, they say “Oqbal el Aaroos or Aarees.” Then you get married, they say “Oqbal ma nafrah be awlad-kum.” And when you get that, they say “Oqbal ma tefrahu bi shahadat-hum,” etc…

You go to Arabic Resturants and tell the owners your Arab, and think you're
going to get free food.

You fight over who's going to pay the bill.

You act like you want to pay, but in reality you hate to pay.

You can't have a meal without bread.

You get really happy and call the whole family to the room when there is a special or documentary on Arabs or anything Arabic related on TV.

You or your relatives own a grocery store, restaurant or snack bar.

You watch the hell out of Arabic Satellite.

You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Turk.

You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted at you because they keep staring.

After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.

You have at least thirty cousins.

Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

You have at least 4 cousins, an uncle, a brother-in-law and 7 friends named Mohammed.

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

You say bye 17 times on the phone.

When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.

You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see at least twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of…the royal family.

Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkinseeds.

You have a mustach; male OR female and in some cases unibrows too.

Your mother has enough gold to intimidate Cleopatra.

You have a relative somewhere that has greased up hair, is obsessed with going night-clubbing, and drives a car he can't afford.

You give birth to a beautiful baby girl, and all the elders say, "Awwww. Maybe next time."

1/100th of your family attended college.

60% of your family is obese.

You feel all proud when you see westerns wearing those black & white Arab scarves.

The only thing your parents knew about each other before they married, were their names. Last name, that is.]

:hihi:

Grappig....dit hoor je vaak bij de Egyptenaren.

Ik ken er een die zegt: "boeben"...als hij nodig moet....:hihi:

[toas]

soo funny
......heb je het lijstje zelf bedacht? want ik vind het echt heel grappig.....en het klopt (bijna) allemaal

[moewahid11]

whauahahahhaha,..heee als ik heel eerlijk ben kloppen al die zinnen gewooon hahaha echt grappig

Ik kan er dus van uit gaan dat jij een snor hebt en een unibrow?

[Surreal]

Ik kan er dus van uit gaan dat jij een snor hebt en een unibrow?

:gniffel:

[Dileila]

[You still have stored suitcases of clothes that you used to wear when you were five.

A visa is not a credit card.

Getting a visa to Europe or the USA is like having a baby. Everyone says “Mabrook!”

You learn how to beg the counter agent at the airport to allow your excess baggage...because your father taught you so.

You dream of holding a different passport.

You teach Westerners how to speak Arabic by teaching them swear words first.

If you are 25 and unmarried, your parents make you feel that you are getting old.

You pronounce your P’s as B’s (bebsi, bolice)

You ask your dad a simple question, and he answers by telling the story of how he used to walk miles just to get to school.

Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself (babak!!!)

Your aunt is always asking when you’re gonna marry your cousin.Music video clips are like German porn channels.

People are never happy with what you achieved. If you graduated from high school, they say “Oqbal il shahada el jam3a.” And when you get that, they say “Oqbal el Aaroos or Aarees.” Then you get married, they say “Oqbal ma nafrah be awlad-kum.” And when you get that, they say “Oqbal ma tefrahu bi shahadat-hum,” etc…

You go to Arabic Resturants and tell the owners your Arab, and think you're
going to get free food.

You fight over who's going to pay the bill.

You act like you want to pay, but in reality you hate to pay.

You can't have a meal without bread.

You get really happy and call the whole family to the room when there is a special or documentary on Arabs or anything Arabic related on TV.

You or your relatives own a grocery store, restaurant or snack bar.

You watch the hell out of Arabic Satellite.

You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Turk.

You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted at you because they keep staring.

After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.

You have at least thirty cousins.

Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

You have at least 4 cousins, an uncle, a brother-in-law and 7 friends named Mohammed.

You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

You say bye 17 times on the phone.

When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home.

Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.

You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see at least twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of…the royal family.

Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkinseeds.

You have a mustach; male OR female and in some cases unibrows too.

Your mother has enough gold to intimidate Cleopatra.

You have a relative somewhere that has greased up hair, is obsessed with going night-clubbing, and drives a car he can't afford.

You give birth to a beautiful baby girl, and all the elders say, "Awwww. Maybe next time."

1/100th of your family attended college.

60% of your family is obese.

You feel all proud when you see westerns wearing those black & white Arab scarves.

The only thing your parents knew about each other before they married, were their names. Last name, that is.]

:hihi:


DEZE klopt als een bus :hihi: :hihi:

[moewahid11]

DEZE klopt als een bus :hihi: :hihi:

Als je een marokkaanse arabier bent.

[Dileila]

Als je een marokkaanse arabier bent.

:maf: