Niet in de buurt van iemand komen die naar schiphol is geweest

[LZN]

Niet in de buurt van iemand komen die naar schiphol is geweest :D Schiphol geplaagd door vlooien Schiphol wordt geplaagd door vlooien. Tijdens het warme weer en tussen de mensenmassa gedijen de beestjes goed. Spuitbus De GGD op de luchthaven bestrijdt de vlooien minimaal een keer per week, en komt onmiddellijk met de spuitbus bij acute meldingen. In bagage Volgens een woordvoerster komen vlooien elk jaar voor in de zomer. Bijna alle luchthavens hebben ermee te maken. Reden is het grote aantal mensen dat op vliegvelden komt. Sommigen nemen hun huisdieren mee. Ook verstoppen vlooien zich graag in bagage. Op de benen Vooral personeel aan de incheckbalies wordt geplaagd door de beestjes. De vlooien hebben het vooral gemunt op de benen..

[Willemien]

Origineel gepost door elmarocani Schiphol geplaagd door vlooien Schiphol wordt geplaagd door vlooien. Tijdens het warme weer en tussen de mensenmassa gedijen de beestjes goed. Brrrrrrrrrrrr, ik krijg jeuk van dit berichtje ... :D

[rnaj]

Origineel gepost door elmarocani Niet in de buurt van iemand komen die naar schiphol is geweest :D Schiphol geplaagd door vlooien Schiphol wordt geplaagd door vlooien. Tijdens het warme weer en tussen de mensenmassa gedijen de beestjes goed. Spuitbus De GGD op de luchthaven bestrijdt de vlooien minimaal een keer per week, en komt onmiddellijk met de spuitbus bij acute meldingen. In bagage Volgens een woordvoerster komen vlooien elk jaar voor in de zomer. Bijna alle luchthavens hebben ermee te maken. Reden is het grote aantal mensen dat op vliegvelden komt. Sommigen nemen hun huisdieren mee. Ook verstoppen vlooien zich graag in bagage. Op de benen Vooral personeel aan de incheckbalies wordt geplaagd door de beestjes. De vlooien hebben het vooral gemunt op de benen. He El Macaroni, voor ons maakt toch niet uit, want van jouw krijg ik contant jeuk.

[Willemien]

Origineel gepost door rnaj He El Macaroni, voor ons maakt toch niet uit, want van jouw krijg ik contant jeuk. It looks like you are looking for a fight .... :stomp:

[rnaj]

Origineel gepost door Willemien It looks like you are looking for a fight .... :stomp: nee hoor, ik probeer hem alleen van het forum af te jagen, zodat ie meer tijd overhoudt om kranten te lezen en een ker naar het journaal of netwerk te kijken. :D

[grendel]

Origineel gepost door rnaj He El Macaroni, voor ons maakt toch niet uit, want van jouw krijg ik contant jeuk. .........whua hahahaha,.. :D :hihi: Zeg, Rnaj, heb je het laatste nieuws gehoord, Mevrouw Bush is eigenlijk ook een meneer Bush... :D http://www.ridiculopathy.com/stock/bush_laura.jpg Bush Deplores Gay Marriages, Even His Own WASHINGTON, D.C.- In an effort to energize his conservative base, still smarting from the Supreme Court's recent reversal of anti-sodomy laws, President George W. Bush publicly backed an effort to legally define marriage as a union of a man and a woman. In his address on Wednesday, Bush decried gay marriage as an aberration against God and, in his words, "icky," only to discover that afternoon that he is, as it turns out, in one. Physicians later confirmed an assertion by The Washington Post that Laura Bush is unqualified to be First Lady since she is genetically a man. Immediately after the revelation, Bush began discriminating against himself and his wife. According to his own orders, the Bush family is no longer eligible for federal employee health insurance and their country club memberships have been revoked. Filled with rage, the President reportedly dragged himself behind his limo down Pennsylvania avenue Wednesday afternoon before leaving himself for dead on the South Lawn. How Mrs. Bush kept her sexual identity secret from the national media, and more importantly from her own husband, is still a mystery. According to friends back in Austin, Bush should have known all along. At their wedding, the best man reportedly attempted to break the news, but did not succeed in dissuading the headstrong Texan. "There's something you ought to know, George," he said cautiously. "Laura's a dude, dude." The news of Mrs. Bush's state came as a shock to many Republicans, many of whom fully expected this of the nation's previous First Lady. "Everybody knows Hillary's the only hermaphrodite in Washington," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. "Who does she think she's fooling?" Even though the President was careful to say that his derision was not directed at the kind of homosexuals who had voted for him, his comments did not sit well with gay conservative groups like the Log Cabin Republicans. In an effort to minimize the backlash, Bush agreed to appear in an episode of Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight President to air some time this fall. During the taping, the Fab Five updated the Chief Executive's look with over-sized belt buckles, silk shirts, and new Prada lederhosen. The President was reportedly grateful for the fashion advice, but continued to remind the the cast that he was not "that way." "There's nothing in the Bible about genetic anomalies," said Bush defensively at a press conference that evening. "Look at her. I mean, she's got mommy thingies up front and everything. And not to get too graphic or anything, but I think I'd know if she weren't, you know, properly equipped." Just then the Surgeon General leaned in and whispered something in the President's ear, making a series of gestures and eventually drawing a few pictures to more fully explain the situation. A noticeable wince to streaked across the Commander in Chief's whitening face. Bush turned to the crowd with a pained expression. "Well, I've made peace with my God over this issue. I think I'm in the clear." As far as the Bush marriage is concerned, both have said publicly that their union is strong enough to last. However, White House sources say the President has quietly confided his uneasiness. "Whenever I think of touching her/him in that special place, I feel all funny inside." This evening, the President and First Lady plan to attend a performance of Madam Butterfly at the Kennedy Center accompanied by actor Jay Davidson. ---------- ;)